Thus Spake

20century_toy @ 2006-03-26T11:30:00

2006-03-26T16:30:38Z

INTP - the Architect
You scored 45% I to E, 31% N to S, 52% F to T, and 63% J to P!
You are more introverted than extroverted. You are more intuitive than observant, you are more thinking based than feeling based, and you prefer to go with the flow rather than have a routine. The single word to describe your type is the Architect, which belongs to the larger group of rationals. You wish to sculpt the world around you. Others often find you arrogant, yet you have no desire to direct others, only to inform them. You must know the structure of things, and have a voracious appetite for knowledge. You are very rational in everything you do, and probably consider yourself smarter than most.
As a romantic partner, you can be playful with great energy to get things started, but not quite as good on follow through. You may have a tendency to hurt the more emotional types unintentionally by not sharing your own reactions and feelings as you can get swept up in your own ideas and projects. You want to be appreciated for your ability to respond quickly and to fix problems creatively. You need plenty of time to yourself - therefore your parnter must respect your need for independence and originality.
Your group summary: Rationals (NT)
Your type summary: INTP

The LONG Scientific Personality Test
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16567335035599898597

20century_toy @ 2006-03-09T19:43:00

2006-03-10T00:44:07Z

http://www.atcenternetwork.com/?p=64

...hahahaha

20century_toy @ 2006-03-02T18:07:00

2006-03-02T23:07:55Z

south dakota just made abortion illegal.

20century_toy @ 2006-01-11T18:58:00

2006-01-11T23:58:24Z

everyone, go google "hell house"

...

20century_toy @ 2006-01-08T22:29:00

2006-01-09T03:35:48Z

You know you're a early 90's kid if...

[] 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

[] 2. You watched the Pound Puppies.

[x] 3. You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"

[] 4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish

[] 5. You yearned to be part of the Baby-Sitters club

[] 6. You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls

[x] 7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

[] 8. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock"

[x] 9. If you had plastic streamers on your handle bars

[] 10. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales"

[x] 11. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

[x ahaha, not by choice] 12. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head and had fluffed bangs

[x!!!] 13. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

[] 14. You played the game "MASH"

[] 15. You wore a Jordache Jean Jacket and were proud of it.

[x] 16.You had L.A. Gear

[] 17. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in kindergarten

[x yesss] 18. You remember reading "Tales of the Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the Ramona books

[x] 19. You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"

[x] 20. You wanted to be a Goonie

[x] 21. You ever wore flourescent clothing

[x] 22. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.

[] 23. You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

[x] 24. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

[x] 25. You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets.

[] 26. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

[] 27. You remember hyper-color t-shirts

[] 28. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band

[x] 29. You thought She-Ra and He-Man should hook up

[x] 30. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets

[x] 31. You owned a pair of jelly sandals.

[] 32. After you saw "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" you kept saying "I know you are but what am I"

[x] 33. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"

[] 34. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates

[] 35. You ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide

[x] 36. You had or attended a birthday party at Mcdonalds.

[]37. You've gone through this occasionally saying "awwww"

[]38. You remember the Popples

[x] 39. " Don't worry, be happy."

[x] 40. You wore socks over tights

[x] 41. You wore socks scrunched down.

[x] 42. " Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE"
it jumped so high high high it touched the sky sky sky and didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly

[x] 43. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

[x] 44. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies

[] 45. You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare"

[] 46. You remember watching "Rainbow Brite" and "My Little Ponies".

[] 47. You thought Doogie Houser was hot

[] 48. You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac

[] 49. You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool

[x] 50. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

[x] 51. You know all the words to Bon Jovi or Billy Idol

[] 52. You played and or collected "Pogs"

[x - the yellow one -.-]53. You used to pretend you could transform into a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger!

[x - tomagotchi]54. You had at least one GigaPet and brought it everywhere

[x aahaha] 55. You were obsessed with your "Easy Bake Oven" and your "Lite-Brite"

[] 56. You watched the original transformers at 6 in the morning!

[] 57. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

[] 58. You remember "Skinnamarink Tv''

[x] 59. You were so excited to get the NEW COLOR CHANGING LION KING SPOON in your box of cereal.

[x] 60. You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.

[x] 61. You weren't cool unless you owned at LEAST 6 Beanie Babies

[x] 62. You rememer Disney "Free preview Weekends".

[]63. Star Wars stuff was hard to find.

[x]64. You remember a time before the WB.

[] 65. You got scared by the "Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark" books.

[x] 66. You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack.

[x] 67. You thought Brain would finally take over the world.

[]68. you had the curly strechy shoe laces that you never had to tie.

[x omg i loved that show] 69. You couldn't wait to get home from school to watch "Are You Afraid of the Dark"

[] 70. You collected Power Rangers spinners!

[] 71. You know that "Knock the mama" is from Dinosaurs.

[x] 72. You were addicted to Family Matters solely because of Steve Urkel... Did I do that???

[x] 73. You played with light up piano keyboards.

[] 74. You remember seeing The Lion King in the theatres and sang "Hakuna Matata" all the way home.

[x] 75. You knew all the "words" to Hanson's MMMBop.

[] 76. Barbie and Ken were still together.

[] 77. You knew the theme song to MUPPET BABIES.

[no - but i loved full house] 78. You cried when Full House ended.

[x] 79. Sean from Boy Meets World was the hottest boy ever.

[] 80. Topaigna from Boy Meets World was the hottest/weirdest girl ever.

[] 81. You sang Prince's "Party Like it 1999" on New years 2000.

20century_toy @ 2005-12-21T20:28:00

2005-12-22T01:28:45Z

1.) go to www.google.com
2.) type in "failure" without the quotes
3.) press the I'm feeling lucky button (instead of the google search one)
4.) laugh
5.) repost

ahahaa

2005-11-30T22:56:21Z

oh no!

EVERYONE.

2005-11-17T00:33:38Z

go read The Garden by Elsie V. Aidinoff.

such a good book. such a good book.
i'd love to have a discussion with anyone that cares to read it. jeez.

awww

2005-11-01T02:05:48Z

You Are A: Kitten!

Cute as can be, kittens are playful, mischevious, and ever-curious. Like you, kittens hate getting wet. Kittens are often loving, but are known to scratch or bite when annoyed. These adorable animals are the most popular pets in the United States--37% of American households have at least one cat. Whether it is your gentle purr or your disarming appearance, you make a wonderful kitten.

You were almost a: Bear Cub or a Lamb
You are least like a: Groundhog or a Turtle What Cute Animal Are You?

Really, really good music.

2005-10-27T00:00:36Z

http://www.myspace.com/mediaevalbaebes

check them out, its awesome. Medieval lyrics set to celtic music sung by 8 girls with very etheral voices. Theres a video at the bottom of the page, so either stop the song at the top or pause the video at the bottom. my two favorites are temptasyon and all for love of one.

20century_toy @ 2005-10-22T10:16:00

2005-10-22T14:19:38Z

20century_toy's Existing Situation

Attracted by anything new, modern, or intriguing. Liable to the bored by the humdrum, the ordinary, or the traditional.

20century_toy's Stress Sources

Delights in the tasteful, the gracious, and the sensitive, but maintains her attitude of critical appraisal and refuses to be swept off her feet unless genuineness and integrity can be absolutely vouched for. Therefore keeps a strict and watchful control on her emotional relationships as she must know exactly where she stands. Demands complete sincerity as a protection against her own tendency to be too trusting.

20century_toy's Restrained Characteristics

Circumstances are restrictive and hampering, forcing her to forgo all joys and pleasures for the time being. Willing to become emotionally involved and able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity, but tries to avoid conflict.

20century_toy's Desired Objective

Needs a peaceful environment. Wants release from stress, and freedom from conflicts or disagreement. Takes pains to control the situation and its problems by proceeding cautiously. Has sensitivity of feeling and a fine eye for detail.

20century_toy's Actual Problem

Needs to protect herself against her tendency to be too trusting, as she finds it is liable to be misunderstood or exploited by others. Is therefore seeking a relationship providing peaceful and understanding intimacy, and in which each knows exactly where the other stands.

Take the ColorQuiz yourself right now!: http://colorquiz.com

seriously...wtf?

2005-10-15T23:27:33Z

from grouphug:

"I took my girlfriend's virginity last night. Now, beforehand, one of my most wanted sexual fantasies was to piss in a girl's butt. We had anal last night, and I peed, thinking she wouldn't notice. She did, and asked what it was. I told her it was cum, and she believed me. I also said that everybody cums that much. But today, she told me her main sexual fantasy was to drink cum. She'll be able to tell the taste difference between piss and cum, and I would have to not jerk off for a month to cum that much.....what should I do?"

if anyone is really like this...

from grouphug

2005-10-13T21:09:44Z

"
accidentally caught a gold crested finch in a rattrap. It wasn’t dead when I found it, but its wing was broken and its leg was ripped off from trying to escape the trap. It was so beautiful and broken.

I thought for a moment, "if I was a 9 year old girl I would nurse it back to health," then I dropped it into a 5 gallon bucket of water and held it down with a weight until it was dead. It was the only practical solution.

I'm a 34-year-old man and I wish I felt strongly about things like when I was younger."

20century_toy @ 2005-10-11T22:00:00

2005-10-12T02:00:18Z

http://grouphug.us/
http://grouphug.us/confessions/984710504

....i love it.

20century_toy @ 2005-10-10T22:56:00

2005-10-11T02:56:27Z

You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.

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Violent

81%

Soft

81%

Wet

44%

Sweet

44%

Hot

38%

Exciting

38%

Shy

19%

Awkward

13%

What is your sexual style?
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20century_toy @ 2005-10-08T23:23:00

2005-10-09T03:23:40Z

so, my (furnished) basement is now covered in apx 2 inches of water.

I don't enjoy rap music, but...

2005-09-23T21:39:20Z

listen to this song: http://ia300134.us.archive.org/0/items/George_Bush_Doesnt_Like_Black_People/GeorgeBushDoesntCareAboutBlackPeople.mp3

watch the video!
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2680444

20century_toy @ 2005-09-22T22:48:00

2005-09-23T02:48:53Z

Save The World - One Click At A Time!

On each of these websites, you can click a button to support the cause -- each click creates funding, and costs you nothing! Bookmark these sites, and click once a day!

Click here to post this on your page or 'blog

do it!

Mm Mm

2005-09-21T00:05:36Z

20century_toy @ 2005-09-05T22:55:00

2005-09-06T02:56:39Z

so, who has a lot of fiona apple they want to send to me via aim (pur3m0rn1ng)?

i'm in love with the lyrics.

two updates in one night omg

2005-08-29T04:55:36Z

Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
1) Would you make out with _broke_dreams? i don't think he'd want me to, and i wouldn't anyways
2) What animal does embryodeadkitty remind you of? a bunny
3) Does _craig_ go to your school? no, but he used to
4) One quality you find attractive in da_n? ahaha that hes elli's boyfriend
5) Is barfbag popular? uh, online she is
6) How tall is _broke_dreams? taller than i am, but not taller than brian is, so between 5'-5'7
7) Is _craig_ introverted or extroverted? i think hes more extroverted now, but he used to be introverted
8) Would you ever date vrlc? i'm fairly sure shes heterosexual..
9) Did mr_bones_hektic break up with you? ahaha uhhhh
10) Thoughts on _craig_? he was my first best friend :) aww
11) What is unknown_1's shoe size? i think 9?
12) Is k1ssandk1ll a high school student? yes she is
13) When did you last call krism410? i never have
14) If unknown_1 and vrlc were spliced together, what would be its name? bolly? hian?
15) Have you ever dated k1ssandk1ll? ahaha uh enough people thought we were
16) Are k1ssandk1ll and vrlc married? they dont even know eachother, but they used to be neighbors
17) How long would vrlc dating da_n last? probably a long time but i bet their sex life would suck because they're too good of friends
18) If da_n and mr_bones_hektic were siamese twins, where would they be joined? at the wrist?
19) How would embryodeadkitty kill da_n? shed have sex with him until he died
20) Which of your friends should barfbag go out with? hm. most of the females i know are straight. she likes girls so. as far as personality goes shes probably most compatible with me or ashlee?
21) If _broke_dreams were hanging off a cliff, what would da_n do? probably just watch and then maybe save him like a hero
22) Do you think mr_bones_hektic is hot? i used to think he was
23) If embryodeadkitty and mr_bones_hektic were spliced together, what would it be like? elustin?
24) Does unknown_1 drink? ahahaha no
25) Would you wrestle barfbag in jello? sour blue razzberry jello

For bessie, and whoever else

2005-08-29T00:22:33Z

Reply with your name and I will respond with:

1. Something random about you.

2. What song/movie reminds me of you.

3. A flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.

4. Something that only makes sense to you and me.

5. My first memory of you.

6. What animal you remind me of.

7. Something that I've always wondered about you.

8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST (or not, whatever you want really). It is written.

20century_toy @ 2005-08-09T20:30:00

2005-08-10T00:30:34Z

How You Life Your Life

You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.

You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.

You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences.

You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.

How Do You Live Your Life?

o.o

god bless the us

2005-06-16T14:13:22Z

http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/C?c109:./temp/~c109IwpaAv

i dont know about you guys, but i think it would be AWESOME if bush could just be president until he dies!

20century_toy @ 2005-05-25T22:05:00

2005-05-26T02:06:25Z

okay. so. i got a new livejournal. the username is
103188

if you want
you can go there
ill actually write in it
some of it will probably be friends only
bye!@
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